- SandyBitch
- ... freelance this & that ... excellent at mediocrity ... sarcastic and opinionated ... oh, and I also play the ukulele.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Beware Them Lesbians!
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Saturday, March 26, 2011
The weirdest conversation I've ever had
This exchange took place on the set of a soap opera shoot, with a random guy from the crew; who I believe was only trying to be friendly, and only had good intentions striking up this convo. While refreshing my lines, waiting for my cue to enter frame,
CREW GUY: Ma'am kilala nyo po si Elaine? Taga Cathay Pacific?
ME: Elaine? (thinking hard if I actually knew anyone from Cathay Pacific)
CREW GUY: Oo ma'am. Matangkad po, mga 5'7". Maganda tsaka sexy.
(wow. hindi ko ba talaga kilala 'to?)
(wow. hindi ko ba talaga kilala 'to?)
ME: Parang hindi po, Kuya. Wala yata ako kilalang taga Cathay.
CREW GUY: Ah, 'kala ko kasi kilala nyo siya.
ME: (smiling, but still completely confused)
CREW GUY: Kasi ma'am ka-uri nyo po siya e ... Tomboy din.
(Ah! The mystery is solved!)
ME: (still smiling) Ay naku. Sorry po, Kuya. Hindi ko pa po kasi nakukuha yung bagong directory naming mga lesbyana.
CREW GUY: (still clueless) Ah ganun ba, ma'am...
Sana makuha ko na yung updated lesbian directory ko. Kasi parang ang yummy ng description ni Kuya kay Elaine.
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